Just kidding, everyone fucking hates Mondays. I know this. Luckily, I don't anymore because I quit my desk job last year and got my soul back. But they used to make me physically nauseated on Sunday nights just ominously looming in my mind, closer with every hour that passed. So maybe remembering that frame of mind reminded me of something else I hate, and I need to share, cuz it's gross. It's one of the biggest problems with our world today: this Payless commercial. Watch it and then read on if you're as disgusted as I. If not, go read some other blog about crafting, or shopping, or some shit.
If I ever am somehow guilted into buying my ratty kids new shoes because of a "look" from some cunt that either birthed me or birthed my husband (it doesn't say whether this is her cunt mom or her cunt mother-in-law), just kill me. That bitch can give that look all she wants at the wrinkles in KIDS' clothes or scuffs on KIDS' shoes forever, til her fucking face sticks that way, and I won't give a damn. Ain't no bitch gonna give me some passive aggressive look and sigh and expect me to run my busy, mother-of-multiple-children-and-a-career-having ass over to some shoe store so she doesn't have to silently be a bitch. Take your look and shove it. And shame on you, Payless, for giving any merit to this old bat's rude passive aggression. Wrong marketing campaign. Fail. Quit it. I mean, you can tell how messed up this young mother is from all this by her creepy, stuck-in-childhood hair clip tightly pulling her hair form her temples. All from this crabby old skank. Shame on you Payless, and shame on any woman who would take this bullshit and acquiesce to it. In my Payless commercial, you would've seen kids being messy and having fun and scuffing their shoes, like kids do, some bag of skin bitch giving their mom the "look," and her response being on my favorite phrases, "Really? Well, YOU'RE LOOKIN OLD BITCH!"
Love you guys; see you next time!
Durty C, OUT.